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Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
Morning Rose by EveningRat September 7, 2020

morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes

D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

Morning Rose

Like Morning Wood...but with lipstick stains that make up the "petals" of a rose.
She was a freak last night, had me waking up to a morning rose.
Morning Rose by Obsydaen December 2, 2016

morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.
"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."
morning rose by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026