A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.
Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
Get the Mormon Trail mug.The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.
I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.
by A-Ba January 22, 2008
Get the Mormon Trail mug.Similar to “soaking”, an act commonly used by unmarried Mormons to simulate sex without thrusting in order to circumvent the law of chastity, “Mormon trailing” is when two Mormons soak while driving down a very bumpy road to simulate sexual intercourse without technically moving.
by JoeMama7717 March 8, 2026
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