Mormon, book of Mormon 

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.

Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.

Mormon, book of Mormon by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018

The Book of Mormon 

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.

I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.

The Book of Mormon by pseudonym#5783644785 August 6, 2011

The Book of Mormon (Musical) 

The Book of Mormon is a musical where two Mormon missionaries get sent to Uganda, Africa to teach the Africans about Mormonism but then Kevin Price (one of the missionaries) meets this sexy other missionary with orange hair and he knows that being gay is against his beliefs but like he’s hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the other missionary (*idk his first name*

Cunningham ) meets this African woman that he falls in love with and baptizes her. Elder Cunningham tries to teach the Africans about Mormonism by lying and using Star Wars references, but when Kevin found out about how Cunningham was lying about the only true part of the Bible he left him; then things backfired on Kevin that night he got sent to spooky Mormon hell in his dream, because of the hell dream Kevin decided to go back to Elder Cunningham and they teamed up. Unluckily a war started between the general and the tribe in Uganda. Kevin and Elder Cunningham are able to convince the general to not start a war with the power of Mormonism. The priests who sent the missionaries there heard about how they baptized everyone in Uganda and went to go see how they did it. They put on a play about the story of Joseph Smith “The American Moses” and it was inaccurate and very offensive to the priests so they where going to send the missionaries back but then the missionaries where like “no❤️“ and then stayed in Uganda! The end.

The Book of Mormon (Musical) Was a amazing musical

The Book of Mormon (Musical) by Elder Cunningham April 18, 2021

The Book Of Mormon 

A musical created by the creators of South Park. Perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. The songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. It's about the Mormon Faith.

Harry: I like South Park.

Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.

Harry: ???

Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.

Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.

The Book Of Mormon by I_am_a_Mormon July 25, 2011

The Book of Mormon 

A book about Jesus.

Dude, I'm reading The Book of Mormon!

The Book of Mormon by red eft September 6, 2007

Book of Mormon 

The Greatest fantasy epic ever told.

"Is there gonna be a sequel to the Book of Mormon?"

"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."

"As if it's not already."

Book of Mormon by thenewstateofamerica March 3, 2009

book of mormon 

The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ. It is about 500 pages long and was written in biblical times on the American continents by the Nephites, Lamanites and Jaredites. It was translated by Joseph Smith, prophet, seer and revelator in the mid-1800s. It is read and studied by Latter-Day Saints (LDS) or Mormons. It is not in place of the bible, it just talks about Jesus on a different continent. It is, as I believe, is true and is one of the best things that you'll ever read.

The Book of Mormon is long, but rewarding.

book of mormon by Mormon Girl-Worth The Wait June 7, 2007