Morgan Freeman

The greatest narrator
The alpha and omega
The voice of God
He is God

"Come watch this documentary about history with me!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"

by Lily Anderson June 5, 2013

Morgan Freeman

a) noun

synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe

b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like

a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."

b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."

by The King's Lady March 12, 2013

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1.another word for the HNIC, head nigga in charge.

2.someone who stands up to the white man.

1."hes a real morgan freeman so don't mess with him."

2."that guy is a real morgan freeman for talking to Bush like that ."

by Void Zombie June 26, 2009

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The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.

Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over

by corvokenway October 15, 2015

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A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.

After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.

by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010

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