Morbidly Obese 

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

Morbidly Obese by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 6, 2006

morbidly obese 

Adj(combined with an adverb!):

Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.

"Look mommy, that lady is morbidly obese! Waa!"

morbidly obese by Surazal February 1, 2004

morbidly obese 

obese to the point of no return

“aw crap there’s no returning from my morbid obesity”
“carl is morbidly obese”

morbidly obese by fetus foot November 9, 2019

morbidly obese 

Very fat, having over 57 chins and/or ripples.

Holy jankers, that sheman is morbidly obese.

morbidly obese by Bobo November 11, 2003

Morbidly Obese 

What others describe your mother as.

"Hey, Johnny! How's your morbidly obese mother doing?"

Morbidly Obese by germantapwater October 5, 2021

Morbidly Obese 

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

Morbidly Obese by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

morbidly obese 

To be so overweight that you are proclaimed dead. Comes from the french word mourir(mort) which means to die.

Damn, he shouoldn't be called fat albert, he should be called Morbidly Obese Fat Albert

morbidly obese by Ryan Currie Is Morbidly Obese May 13, 2005