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Moon Tourism

Commercial travel to the Moon or its immediate vicinity, offered by emerging private spaceflight companies. Unlike orbital space tourism (which stays in Earth orbit), moon tourism aims to take paying customers to lunar orbit, and eventually to the surface. The experience includes seeing Earth rise over the lunar horizon, experiencing reduced gravity, and being part of a very exclusive club. Currently the domain of billionaires and extreme adventure seekers, moon tourism represents the next frontier of luxury travel, though critics call it a vanity project for the ultra‑rich while Earth burns.
Example: “He spent his crypto fortune on a moon tourism ticket—a week in lunar orbit for the price of a small country’s GDP.”
Moon Tourism by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026
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Moon Landing Tourism

The holy grail of lunar travel: actually setting foot on the Moon’s surface. While still purely speculative for private citizens, several companies have announced plans for moon landing tourism packages, including stays in pressurized rovers or inflatable habitats. The experience would include walking in one‑sixth gravity, collecting samples, and looking up at Earth from another world. The cost would be astronomical, and the risks high, but for the ultra‑wealthy adventure seeker, moon landing tourism represents the ultimate status symbol—the only thing rarer than a billionaire is a billionaire who has walked on the Moon.
Example: “The brochure promised moon landing tourism by 2030: a week on the surface, Earthrise every morning, and a certificate signed by the mission commander. Price: one private island.”

Moon Orbit Tourism

A specific form of moon tourism that takes passengers into lunar orbit without landing on the surface. The most famous example is the planned Artemis II mission, which will send astronauts around the Moon and back. For private tourists, companies like SpaceX have proposed similar “free‑return trajectory” flights: a loop around the far side of the Moon, offering stunning views and days of weightlessness. Moon orbit tourism is technically simpler than landing, making it the likely first step for commercial lunar trips. It offers the thrill of seeing the Moon up close and Earth as a distant marble.
Example: “She booked a moon orbit tourism flight for 2028—no landing, just a slingshot around the far side and back. Enough to say she’d left Earth behind.”

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026