One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!
by HellKatTsms April 15, 2007
My awesome ass cat's name.
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.
He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.
He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!
Me: AWWEH, kitty!!
MooCow: Meorh?
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
MooCow: Merf.
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!
MooCow: ...merf.
MooCow: Meorh?
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
MooCow: Merf.
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!
MooCow: ...merf.
by Angeleah May 14, 2008
(1) A term used to describe an attractive computer engineer, most often from southern parts of India, such as Bangalore.
MooCow is my boyfriend's favorite nickname. He also loves it when I call him "Moo" for short.
MooCow is my boyfriend's favorite nickname. He also loves it when I call him "Moo" for short.
Me: How is my MooCow today?
Vinnie: Great, I think I will get my own website.
Me: You should pick SmellyCow.com
Vinnie: Weto! I knew you would say that.
Vinnie: Great, I think I will get my own website.
Me: You should pick SmellyCow.com
Vinnie: Weto! I knew you would say that.
by smellycow September 23, 2013
A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.
Steve: "I wanna get with Lauren so bad..."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."
by Revenge Lee September 13, 2005
A shit talking, (typically caucasian) sexy, weld your mouth shut, badass waitress who may spit in your food if you piss her off! See below
1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty
1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty
Damn she was MooCow
by FloridaMedic June 24, 2016
n. 1. used as a name for a very awesome person
2. used as a name for someone who annoys you
3. used as a name in the place of bitch, fucker, or
various other cuss words.
pl.n. 1. are a group of really awesome people
2. are supportive of others and work well together
2. used as a name for someone who annoys you
3. used as a name in the place of bitch, fucker, or
various other cuss words.
pl.n. 1. are a group of really awesome people
2. are supportive of others and work well together
by miss zhu June 25, 2006
gay word made up by the asian guy sitting right next to me in computer class. zz...no wait..dont take away the computer...its not porn i swear!
by Anonymous April 24, 2003