a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)
guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"
by a wise monke May 31, 2022
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When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule
by John_doe_1018 July 25, 2023
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When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence
The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.
by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017
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Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
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Montanna brooke is an amazing person who loves to have fun and chill with people, gets random sunburns and stays beautiful, quick to think, kind, lovable, pritty. Nice to strangers and loves to hang out. Eats cookies and cream. Good friend, looking for good long term friends. Totally awesome girl
Montana Brooke is an amazing person who loves friends.
by Nicesomewhatcoolguy July 2, 2016
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