Monster Mash

Two ugly people having sex.

Dude, I'd hate to imagine your parents doing the monster mash.

by John Knopp April 25, 2006

Monster Mash

Mixing Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, & Fruit Brute in a large bowl like a cereal suicide.

A monster mash is part of this nutritious breakfast.

by avessely February 16, 2008

Monster Mash

When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.

"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."

by Rockabilly March 10, 2009

Monster Mash

When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.

Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.

by Def my real name May 23, 2021

Monster Mash

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

monster mash

When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others

oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006

monster mash

it was a graveyard smash
it caught in a flash

a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son

The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

The monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

The zombies were having fun the party had just begun they did the mash they did the monster mash

by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006