Not to be confused with "Monster" a "Monsta" is, put quite simply, a scary fat chick.

Prnounciation: "MON STAAA"

"WoW! Look at that MONSTA!"

"My buddy got drunk last night and almost hooked up with a MONSTA!"

"I almost got trampled by a MONSTA at McDonalds yesterday!"
by L. Jenkins April 13, 2006
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Purple whale monsters with red eyes that steal hearts; hatches from eggs and hates smoke.
You only killed seven monstas, therefore NO BONUS!
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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An extreme female guido. Used in conjunction with guidette (ie- guidette monsta).
Kim strives to be a guidette monsta.
by Princess August 27, 2003
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a caucasian female who gets dudes in trouble.
that monsta made me get into a fight with my boy.
by Juslisen February 17, 2007
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The incarnation of Baelzebub, typically manifesting itself in the human form of a CS player with lovehandles.
Look at Monsta's ass! I bet the devil did it to him!
by mv March 13, 2003
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