Monkey with
Monkey with by t-dawg11 May 12, 2016
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monkey with a chemistry set
Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.
If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.
monkey with a chemistry set by LaceySD January 17, 2018
monkey-with-a-shotgun
Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.
Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.
The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
monkey-with-a-shotgun by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018
Monkey with Braces
A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.
Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.
Monkey with Braces by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007
Monkey With No Sack
This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla
Monkey With No Sack by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024
monkey with tenticles
Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️
monkey with tenticles by school_chromebook_user November 26, 2025
RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS
what a rich man needs
a poor person has
we cant live without it
itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa
RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x
a poor person has
we cant live without it
itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa
RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x
RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS by RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS June 21, 2010
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