A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 1, 2018
A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind).
by The True Bomber October 4, 2016
If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.
by Sexydimma April 15, 2015
The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.
by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017
If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2017
If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible
by Sexydimma May 20, 2016