monkey jew

What you call a Jewish person who is acting stupid

Koob you're such a monkey jew

by Billcheese1 November 27, 2009

Monkey Jew Cunt

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".

1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt

by N Dynamite May 3, 2010

Jew Monkey

(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.

(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.

YOU MUTHAFUCKIN JEW MONKEY!!!

by Pwn Sauce October 21, 2010

Jew money

money invested wisely, with regard to future

jew money is the opposite of nigger rich

by REBECCAslut October 8, 2006

money grabbing jew shyster

A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!

Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!

by LaLaLane December 13, 2007

Jew money

One who pays his friends in dimes and nickels for amounts over a dollar.

Jack: Hey where's my money hoe *hands him a dollar in nickels*
Jim: Hey, this is Jew money bitch. DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW.

by Jer3 March 30, 2005

quick as a jew dropping money

a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money.

i was out of that door as quick as a jew picking up a dollar off the floor

by pop November 21, 2004