Monkey Block Vote

To vote for one politician (monkey) to prevent an even more primitive and under-qualified "monkey" from gaining the office.

The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".

Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.

Man, none of the candidates for the 2012 election are really fit for office. However, I gotta Monkey Block former governor Romney to keep him from making things worse.

Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.

Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.

Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.

Monkey Block Vote by JoeVertical September 18, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008