Monkey Barring

When a guy fucks a girl doggystyle and grabs her titties one by one as they shake.

Mike fucks Anne from behind monkey barring her, as her tits jiggle he grabs the left then right alternativley.

by Tuhr3l October 10, 2009

monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005

monkey bars

xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.

hey man you got some monkey bars?

by yoakum in the 'sco July 02, 2006

monkey bar

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

by lizz612 December 22, 2005

Monkey bar

Slang term for anyone using easton handle bars on a mountain bike.

here comes world cup superstar Tom 'monkey bar' knight

by Buzz the monkey January 13, 2011

monkey bars

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.

Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.

by jussagal September 15, 2008

Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009