monkey bar

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

by lizz612 December 22, 2005

Monkey bar

Slang term for anyone using easton handle bars on a mountain bike.

here comes world cup superstar Tom 'monkey bar' knight

by Buzz the monkey January 14, 2011

Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

Monkey Bar Sex

The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking

Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses

by 69TheDefiner69 August 18, 2019

Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018

The Monkey Bar

For the more adventuresome couple who might like to bang outside, the girl holds onto the monkey bars on a childrens playground and the man holds her legs and gives it to her.

Becca and I were at the playground last night, and we totally did the Monkey Bar

by Señor Tomas October 25, 2010