monkey face

When a beard is bristly and thick.

I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.

by Boffo March 15, 2007

Monkey Face

you shave your pubic hair and keep it in your hands during intercourse, then when you ejaculate on the girls face and throw your pubic hair at her and thus making a monkey face.

"Yo bro i gave Niya a Monkey Face last night "

by giggity December 18, 2014

monkey face

A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.

He described how he had given her a 'jam-rolling', but the guys new it was clearly another monkey face

by Jon Locke August 1, 2006

Monkey-Faced

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.

i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.

by Alec Triction January 23, 2008

Monkey Face

A derogatory term referring to the monkey type facial features of an African-American male.

Man, did you see the new kid in school today? That Monkey Face needs to be put in a zoo, not school!

by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018

Monkey-Face

this is a person acting like an idiot. Or this could be a person at a loss for words.

You are such a monkey-Face.

by nicole masi January 20, 2006

Monkey Face

When a man has a shave and save the clippings, then during sex cums on his partners face and preceeds to throw the clippings on top on the cum to make his partnet look like a monkey.

Ryan cum on Chris's face and threw beard clippings on him to give him a monkey face.

by ddada February 18, 2014