A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.
by jlkid March 11, 2010
Get the Monkey Facemug. When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.
"Can I monkey face you?"
"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"
"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."
"You got monkey-faced!"
"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"
"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."
"You got monkey-faced!"
by Boffa March 6, 2009
Get the Monkey Facemug. you shave your pubic hair and keep it in your hands during intercourse, then when you ejaculate on the girls face and throw your pubic hair at her and thus making a monkey face.
by giggity December 17, 2014
Get the Monkey Facemug. Man, did you see the new kid in school today? That Monkey Face needs to be put in a zoo, not school!
by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018
Get the Monkey Facemug. When a man has a shave and save the clippings, then during sex cums on his partners face and preceeds to throw the clippings on top on the cum to make his partnet look like a monkey.
by ddada February 20, 2014
Get the Monkey Facemug. a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003
Get the monkey facemug. Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
by Chrissles August 3, 2006
Get the monkey facingmug.