monkey face

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"

by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003

Monkey Face

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

Shanna Collins from CBS's "Swingtown" has a classic Monkey Face.

by jlkid March 11, 2010

monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!

by Jabba, London August 22, 2006

Monkey Face

When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.

"Can I monkey face you?"

"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"

"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."

"You got monkey-faced!"

by Boffa March 6, 2009

monkey face

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult

Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!

by livefreely August 3, 2009

monkey face

When a beard is bristly and thick.

I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.

by Boffo March 15, 2007

Monkey Face

you shave your pubic hair and keep it in your hands during intercourse, then when you ejaculate on the girls face and throw your pubic hair at her and thus making a monkey face.

"Yo bro i gave Niya a Monkey Face last night "

by giggity December 17, 2014