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A health drink that sells with a multi-level marketing ploy that operates similarly to a pyramid scheme. The makers of Monavie lie or twist the truth about how healthy their drink really is, and fail to mention that their own CEO had a previous health drink business that was shut down by the FDA for illegal business practices.
seller: Hey, you wanna invest in a revolutionary new drink called MonaVie? It has acai berry in it!
random person: Naw man, Monavie is a scheme.
MonaVie by bravefolk June 1, 2011
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1. A fruit juice blend introduced in 2005. It is a mixture of 19 friuts and berries, the key ingredient being Acai.
2. The fastest company ever to reach a billion dollars in sales, doing it in 42 months
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