Eating at Mona's 

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

Eating at Mona's by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

mona's mom 

fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.

mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...

mona's mom by shmo =^^= December 13, 2003

Mona Lisa's remorse 

The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.

How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.

Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.

Mona Lisa's remorse by Lyon tamer February 24, 2015

Bidzo’s Mona 

“Politicians” who are paid money (from citizens salary) to lead country into pro Russian direction and are slaves of one disgusting oligarch. There are 84 of them - Irakli Kobakhidze, Mamuka Mdinaradze, Irakli Gharibashvili, Okhanashvili, Nino Tsilosani, Rima Beridze and so on…

Ra Klea, es Bidzo’s mona

Bidzo’s Mona by Lllllch May 14, 2024

Of course she can, she's Mona. 

This sentence is used when you doubt about someone that can never be doubt of. It is used to make a reference about this person's personality and acts.

Person 1: She can't keep us here forever.
Person 2: Of course she can, she's Mona.

Of course she can, she's Mona. by tom holland stan August 26, 2017

Lenny’s pet monke 

A very monke person in monke kind of ways. Get it *laughs*
The monke is kind hearted but is very not nice be careful around monke

Lenny’s pet monke is very nice

Lenny’s pet monke by bTb Founder March 19, 2021

monie syndrome 

a person who can’t spell nor make sense in their typing

monie syndrome example-
nobody:
monie: Thanks form future me Nd sure would I think he cute but hay he stop stoking me so

monie syndrome by a bad bih PERIOD September 21, 2019