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Mommying

A mother. Being a mama/ mom/ mommy/ mother. Fulfilling the duties and responsibilities of being a loving mother.
A: Hey, how have you been?

B: Oh you know, mommying it up!
by mama bears December 9, 2022
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Momming

That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.

Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.
Bro, why'd you mom me?

You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.

Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.
by Kevin James II May 30, 2016
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Sugar Momming

In a lesbian relationship when both women make a lot of money so they throw dollars at each other while having sex.
Wow, she is sugar momming so hard, she throwing hundreds around the bedroom.
by BHN Queen January 5, 2021
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Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.
Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate
by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 3, 2018
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[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.
Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
by wahausfhiahfs January 8, 2009
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your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.
Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming
by fort awesome November 14, 2010
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Momming

1. The act of being a mother and the flair and style that you parent your child with.

2. Or doing something that your mother would do.

3. Or treating someone like they are your child. (Mothering them)
Oh my god Becky! Did you see that little baby girl with the "I <3 Equal Pay" onesie, sitting next to her brother in the Frida Kahlo onesie? I don't know where their mom shops, but that is "Momming" with style!
by La Supremita August 21, 2014
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