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Mommy Time 

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face
“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”
Mommy Time by Mr Carey June 3, 2025

Mommy Daddy Time

A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.

Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.

The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.

Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
Mommy Daddy Time by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016

Mommy tea time 

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

mommy and daddy time 

A euphemism for sex.
Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.

mommy daddy fun time 

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.