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Mommy Time 

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face
“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”
Mommy Time by Mr Carey June 3, 2025

Mommy Daddy Time

A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.

Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.

The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.

Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
Mommy Daddy Time by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016

Mommy tea time 

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

mommy and daddy time 

A euphemism for sex.
Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.

mommy daddy fun time 

I’m having mommy daddy fun time
mommy daddy fun time by Thepinetree October 18, 2019

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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