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Mollhagen 

when a persons fat hangs over the side of their pants cause they are too tight.
Jim: oh my goodness, did you see that girl who just walked in?

Pam: who?

Jim: that girl that looks like she has a tire around her waist.

Pam: oh, haha. thats kelsey. shes put on a lot of weight since she got married.

Jim: yeah, i definitely dont like to see Mollhagen on anybody but especially her.

Pam: leave her alone. shes been going thru a rough time.

Jim: thats still no excuse to have Mollhagen.

Pam: what is Mollhagen anyway?

Jim: Glad you asked..see that lump of fat that looks like unbaked bread dough thats hanging out her side?

Pam: yeah..

Jim: thats textbook definition Mollhagen.. go look it up on urbandictionary.com
Mollhagen by Moose-alini March 29, 2009
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An exclamation of happiness/triumph, having to deal with either world domination ,general evilness, or insanity. The more 'ha's, the more forceful. And I thought this was my idea. >_<
World Domination: "At last! The supreme-ray-gun has been set up! All shall fear me! Moohaha!"

General Evilness: "I killed a chipmunk. Moohaha!"

General Evilness (foreceful): "I killed a person! Moohahahaha!"

Insanity: "Why is the sky purple? THE SQUIRRELS DID IT! MOOHAHA!"
moohaha by Sias-san December 1, 2003

mollhagen 

lumps of fat that hang over the side of people's pants.
dude, did you see that mollhagen hanging off of kelsey's waist??

yeah, it looks like lumps of unbaked bread dough.
mollhagen by Go on a Diet January 26, 2009
Maloha:
A word used mostly by Haole’s (or caucasian) Hawaiian vacationers. It is an accidental, yet affectionate way to convey; “thanks and hello” or conversely, “thanks and goodbye”.
A man exited an aircraft into the Honolulu airport terminal and was greeted by a beautiful Hawaiian girl. As she placed a lei around his neck he shockingly thought “WHATS GOING ON!?” But suddenly, calming down, he realized he is experiencing a difference in culture and remembered the Hawaiian travel guide he read on the flight. At this time, he realized he should stop waiving his gel sanitized hands around as if he were swatting at fly’s, and reply to this kindness with “MALOHA!”. Which of course, in his mind, meant “Thank You and Hello”. But in the end was just gibberish.
maloha by Maloha May 26, 2018

Molchat Doma 

Molchat Doma (Молчат Дома) is a Belarusian Post-Punk band based in Minsk. They have been active since 2017 and have made three albums as of writing.
You should listen to Molchat Doma it's some good shit.
Molchat Doma by ArlenWarlord November 7, 2021

moohahaha 

the sound and evil cow makes
not to be confused with "mwahahaha", the sound and evil poop makes
Dairy farmer: Oh no! all the milk has gone bad!
Evil cow: moohahaha
moohahaha by pEdRo26 August 23, 2011