Mollhagen

when a persons fat hangs over the side of their pants cause they are too tight.

Jim: oh my goodness, did you see that girl who just walked in?

Pam: who?

Jim: that girl that looks like she has a tire around her waist.

Pam: oh, haha. thats kelsey. shes put on a lot of weight since she got married.

Jim: yeah, i definitely dont like to see Mollhagen on anybody but especially her.

Pam: leave her alone. shes been going thru a rough time.

Jim: thats still no excuse to have Mollhagen.

Pam: what is Mollhagen anyway?

Jim: Glad you asked..see that lump of fat that looks like unbaked bread dough thats hanging out her side?

Pam: yeah..

Jim: thats textbook definition Mollhagen.. go look it up on urbandictionary.com

by Moose-alini March 29, 2009