Small (Less than a b cup) sized tits shaped like little cones. Typically on a very petite woman
If you are teeny tiny, painfully skinny and have little East Village molehill tits, the shopgirls will make you feel right at home and this store is just for you!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.