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Moldovan Micha

When you accidentally sit on your nuts and they start to inflate but you figure out you like the feeling of your nuts inflating so you cover your nuts in your own poop and sit on your nuts but you sit on your nuts too hard and they pop, sending poop, semen, and ballsack everywhere.
Cookie gave herself the Moldovan Micha last night.
by InoInoInoIno March 22, 2026
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