moisture missile

The fastest Soverel 33 on The Great Lakes

The Moisture Missile wins The 1997 Mills Race Overall.

by Moisture Missile Man February 20, 2007

Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

by Leeza Gibbons September 30, 2008

moisture farm

A tall like structure for gathering water, often found widley spread over tatooine(due to its harsh weather conditions).

Luke, I need you on the Moisture farms for one more season.

by Greg barr August 6, 2006

Does Chris moisturize?

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

Does Chris moisturize?

by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019

fart moisture

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

by Agent 47 June 16, 2007

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010