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Mohammad Ahmed 

Mohammad- Praiseworthy; glorified, highly praised or one who constantly thanks God.

A very attractive person whom is rare to find. He is a loyal person and acts like a bitch sometimes, but always is kind at the end. If ever seen a Mohammad, be his friend because he's a keeper.
Ahmed- This name derived from the last messenger and prophet of Allah, Muhammed (may peace and blessings be upon him), which "Ahmed" is a shorter version of the name "Muhammed".
Mohammad Ahmed is very good looking and handsome man. I've found him very attractive.
Mohammad Ahmed by MuskanDalal November 22, 2021
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Mohammad Ahmed 

“Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”
Mohammad Ahmed by The Strange Man November 26, 2021

Mohammed Ahmed

This mf is the hottest, strongest , smartest and pulls whoever he wants. He can beat the shit out of you and get away w it.
He also has mad rizz so hide your girls from him if you run into him bc some people even call him "Mr Steal Yo Girls".
Breez: oh hey babe!
Saif: ugh hey babe🙄
"Mohammed Ahmed walks in"
Mohammed Ahmed: Hola papi Saif😘
Saif: OMG ZADDY MOHAMMED AHMED TAKE ME ALREADY!!
Breez: damn it Mohammed Ahmed is back at it again ugh.

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

A piece of shit that will punch you 24/7 make super funny sex jokes and fart when fasting. Also will try to convert you to a Muslim and cant spell his best friend's name for shit. Ahed routine-

25% faggot
55% jokes

120% farting

and will die in Fortnite and always always always blame and scream on you

and cant cough and fart at the same time

will blow you up if u piss him so stay careful
and is super haram
Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

hi Ahed

*cough cough* fartttttttttttttttt * cough cough*
k bye

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026