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Mohammad Ahmed 

Mohammad- Praiseworthy; glorified, highly praised or one who constantly thanks God.

A very attractive person whom is rare to find. He is a loyal person and acts like a bitch sometimes, but always is kind at the end. If ever seen a Mohammad, be his friend because he's a keeper.
Ahmed- This name derived from the last messenger and prophet of Allah, Muhammed (may peace and blessings be upon him), which "Ahmed" is a shorter version of the name "Muhammed".
Mohammad Ahmed is very good looking and handsome man. I've found him very attractive.
Mohammad Ahmed by MuskanDalal November 22, 2021
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Mohammad Ahmed 

Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”
Mohammad Ahmed by The Strange Man November 26, 2021

Mohammed Ahmed

This mf is the hottest, strongest , smartest and pulls whoever he wants. He can beat the shit out of you and get away w it.
He also has mad rizz so hide your girls from him if you run into him bc some people even call him "Mr Steal Yo Girls".
Breez: oh hey babe!
Saif: ugh hey babe🙄
"Mohammed Ahmed walks in"
Mohammed Ahmed: Hola papi Saif😘
Saif: OMG ZADDY MOHAMMED AHMED TAKE ME ALREADY!!
Breez: damn it Mohammed Ahmed is back at it again ugh.

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

A piece of shit that will punch you 24/7 make super funny sex jokes and fart when fasting. Also will try to convert you to a Muslim and cant spell his best friend's name for shit. Ahed routine-

25% faggot
55% jokes

120% farting

and will die in Fortnite and always always always blame and scream on you

and cant cough and fart at the same time

will blow you up if u piss him so stay careful
and is super haram
Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

hi Ahed

*cough cough* fartttttttttttttttt * cough cough*
k bye
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026