MOG status

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.

Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"

by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014

mog sven

Mog sven is the Danish word for dirt bag.

James said that Johnny was a mog sven.

by Imnnobody September 27, 2017

ur such a mog

The term 'ur such a mog' is most commonly used among a freind group when refering to the gimpiest one doing or saying something that is absolutey clapped.

also just another word for dickhead and idiot

mog- a fell up the stairs

critley- ur such a mog

by mogmogthethotthot December 28, 2018

Mogsy

A douchebag. Someone who you wouldn’t trust with you daughter.

That man is a mogsy, I’d never trust him to date my daughter.

by LordWaffleEater March 1, 2022

mogs

someone who is completely self-absorbed, one who will only fall in love with themselves, someone who is a legend in their own mind and stars in their own movie of life. one who is rude only because they are envious of the actions and successes of others, someone who lacks many friends, other than themselves.

i pulled a mogs by sitting and staring at my picture for 15 minutes, by myself

by sarss261 August 11, 2010

Mogstash

The longer hairs that protrude either side of a woman's underwear or bikini.

A fishy smelling mustache, also can be protruding from the undies.

Dude, I was swimming in the pool yesterday and when i dived underwater I saw this this fat chick had a proper Mogstash hanging out. It looked like a walrus down there.

by lokey69666 December 22, 2009

mogsie

an awsome cool good looking guy who is the best boyfriend ever

girl 1 guess who i wanna date

girl 2 who
girl 1 mogsie

by summer lawson ierhhhhhhhhhw December 14, 2016