when a man performs a sexual act on a woman from behind while she is standing and the man moves the woman to a window and slows down the tempo. while the man pulls out one time, his friend switches places with him. the first man puts his clothes on and goes outside to the window to wave. this results in extreme confusion by the female.
by Johnny Anon August 17, 2008
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A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.
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A term that is used to describe a blunt that is not quite a full cigar but it is still quite substantial. It is the size of a Black 'n Mild cigar.
A modified gotti is big a bitch and its gonna get you fucked up!!!!!
by OGDR August 10, 2006
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Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.
When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.
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provides information on import racing, import models, and street racing to auto enthusiasts.

also know as the best new magazine that was created
My magazine is better than yours
by hybridnrg June 30, 2004
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1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
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