A plague of groupies on the Twilight Sucks forum who think they're e-cool because they put "Mmm" in their usernames. Ironically, this subdivision of Twilight haters possess the mindset of Twilight fangirls themselves in the fact that they jump on a bandwagon just to feel as though they're a part of something, no matter how pathetic the fad may be.
The Mmm Cult serves as a vessel by which members make up for their sad lives by being popular on the Internet and liked by other members with sad lives.
Played a major role in ruining the Twilight Sucks forum along with the arrogant, pseudointellectual elitists worshiped by lesser members for taking their anti-Twilightism to laughable extremes and saying they "did it for the lulz" to feel badass and feed their colossal e-go.
Mmm Chocolate: "HEY GUYS! NYXBEL HAWTHORNE JUST RIPPED UP HER TWITARD COUSIN'S FIRST EDITION TWILIGHT BOOK, TURNED HER ENTIRE FAMILY AGAINST HER, AND SENT HER TO INTENSIVE THERAPY FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T DO! LET'S GO WIPE HER ASS!"
Mmm Cookies: "WE CAN HAVE A SEXY MMM FOURSOME WITH HER TOO!"
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.