A plague of groupies on the Twilight Sucks forum who think they're e-cool because they put "Mmm" in their usernames. Ironically, this subdivision of Twilight haters possess the mindset of Twilight fangirls themselves in the fact that they jump on a bandwagon just to feel as though they're a part of something, no matter how pathetic the fad may be.
The Mmm Cult serves as a vessel by which members make up for their sad lives by being popular on the Internet and liked by other members with sad lives.
Played a major role in ruining the Twilight Sucks forum along with the arrogant, pseudointellectual elitists worshiped by lesser members for taking their anti-Twilightism to laughable extremes and saying they "did it for the lulz" to feel badass and feed their colossal e-go.
Typical Mmm Cult conversation...
Mmm Penis: "LOL EDWARD CAN SUCK ME"
Mmm Cookies: "Mmmmmmm I'd like to suck you too"
Mmm Penis: "Okay!"
Mmm Chocolate: "HEY GUYS! NYXBEL HAWTHORNE JUST RIPPED UP HER TWITARD COUSIN'S FIRST EDITION TWILIGHT BOOK, TURNED HER ENTIRE FAMILY AGAINST HER, AND SENT HER TO INTENSIVE THERAPY FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T DO! LET'S GO WIPE HER ASS!"
Mmm Cookies: "WE CAN HAVE A SEXY MMM FOURSOME WITH HER TOO!"
Mmm Penis & Mmm Chocolate: "OKAY!"
An extremely fashionable but expensive brand produced by designer Christian Audigier. The designs embroidering each garment are based on the tattoo art of Don Ed Hardy - hence the brand name. Said designs tend to be comprised of skulls, tigers, snakes, dragons, and various other tattoo subjects.
Ed Hardy is a punk-like yet very fun brand to wear, if you can afford it. If you can't, please, do try to restrain your jealousy of those who can. No one who wears this brand should have to apologize for enjoying a particular style. It's just another retarded stereotype against people who happen to like designer clothing. There is nothing wrong with being fashionable - if Ed Hardy isn't your type, get over it, quit shunning the brand for being trendy, and let people wear what they like. What is so astoundingly difficult about accepting the fact that everyone has different tastes in clothing?
Jenny: "I finally saved up enough money for that Ed Hardy tiger shirt!"
Tim: "EWW U LYK ED HARDYY U MUST B A STUCKUP BETCH OLOLOLZ"
Jenny: "I like it for its cool design...not because it's 'in'..."
Tim: "pffffffft snob"