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Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies 

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.
I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.

Micah Smithers 

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

Miya (spelt Mia) 

Mia is truly the most amazing girl you can meet, she is talented and absolutely georgeous. She is a goddess on earth. Everybody treats her like a queen, most of her time is spent training to be a better version of herself. Your lucky to meet a Mia and even luckier if you are her friend. She is a beautiful dancer and competitive athlete, she has lots of friends and always wants the best for them. Most girls are jealous of Mia but inside she is insecure. Don’t be fooled by her confidence on the outside because inside she’s hoping that nobody notices her flaws. There is no reason not to be mias friend she is loyal, honest and full of surprises and puts others before herself, everybody loves a Mia.
Boy- Woah ! That girls is beautiful
Other boy- That’s because she’s miya (spelt Mia)

micah sellem 

micah sellem is *mine*

cool cool thank u :)
micah sellem by eve83728 June 29, 2021

micah-size

The process in which one takes something that works well and inhibits its basic abilities by adding inferior components while removing necessary ones.
That deck has been Micah-sized. See, The Phage
micah-size by Micah April 5, 2004

micah saunders 

a guy who is sexy as fuck, but usually is sped. used to play fortnite, but now protests against it. his friends are good to him, but tease him in a friendly matter. worst enemy is kreyven
We love you micah saunders, and fuck fortnite, kreyven is also gay
micah saunders by ⊂◉‿◉つ October 30, 2020