mixed drinks 

possibly the um...coolest thing ever. i think yes

me and my homek are gonna get us some mixed drinks wen we club it up in MEXICO heck yes

mixed drinks by douche#! November 18, 2004

mixed drink

A mixed drink is an alcoholic beverage containing one or more types of hard liquor mixed (hence the origin of the term) with non-alcoholic beverages or other flavoring ingredients known as mixers. These mixtures range from simple (two ingredients) to very complex. It is usually done for the sake of making the drink taste more appealing (and less like straight alcohol).

May also be called a cocktail.

My favorite mixed drink is the Screwdriver; half orange juice, half vodka.

mixed drink by JohnG307 August 3, 2007

Diesel (Mixed Drink) 

a mixed drink consisting of:
1 part chambord liqueur
1 part gin
2 parts Sprite

*as featured at The Ultimate HammJamm, Culinary Institute of America

Damn! This Diesel (Mixed Drink) is potent!
Yeah! Don't boof it or it'll kill ya! haha

Diesel (Mixed Drink) by Diesel-Boofin' November 20, 2010

mixer drinks 

Mixer drinks are a mix of spirits with soft drinks, most commonly lemonade. These drinks are extremely easy to consume due to the soft drink content and there for are a typical starting drink for underage teens. They are also extremely pussy drinks and are quite popular with the ladies and the fags.

Lance and his friends headed into the nightclub looking forward to a good night of partying until they noticed that something was terribly wrong, all the guys were consuming mixer drinks. Clearly they were in a gay nightclub.

mixer drinks by Bazza78 September 29, 2006

Mixed Drink

1) The result of ejaculating onto a lactating girl's breasts.

2) The combination of seminal fluid and breast milk.

I busted a nut on her tits, she squeezed out some leche, and we had ourselves a mixed drink.

Mixed Drink by Coop R. March 10, 2009

manly mixed drink 

Any alcoholic drink that does not, in any way taste sweet or enjoyable. Manly mixed drinks include vodka and ever clear, jäger and whiskey, Guinness and brandy. A manly mixed drink is very strong, and very manly. It's main objective is to get you shit faced in a timely manner

After a couple manly mixed drinks, I was turnt to the max.

manly mixed drink by Jenniferlawrencesclitoris April 13, 2014

Bent Straw in his mixed drink 

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

Bent Straw in his mixed drink by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017