When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
by King of Cacti April 5, 2014
A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
by mudpiglet October 21, 2006
dont play at john's cardroom, it's a mitt joint. i caught a guy dealing from the bottom of the deck last time, and they didnt do anything about it
by el grande ray February 18, 2008
Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.
by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013
Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!
This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.
by DK Sett May 8, 2007
The Female equivalent of a Male's symptoms of "whiskey dick". A Female consumes to much alcohol and becomes to drunk to engage in intercourse.
by Bonerfarm June 3, 2012
The unfortunate cicumstance of having excessive amounts of pubic hair that engulf the female genetilia.
by mittlord89 December 1, 2009