Mississippi Slap

The act of deliberately using a slipper, or a similarly floppy article of clothing, to slap the vagina repeatedly.

Due to the Bird's persistent cheek, it was necessary to pin him down and produce the Mississippi Slap.

by blueapple1 March 14, 2011

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

Mississippi Mud Slap

When the male partner has diareha and shits in the female partners mouth. The the female opens her mouth and the male dips his nut sack in her mouth. Then slaps the female in the face with it. Leaving a mud like substance on her face. (Mississippi Mud Slap)

I wasnt feeling too good so i gave her a Mississippi Mud Slap.

by Trey1234 June 22, 2011

mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

Mississippi Cracker Slapper

Originated in Mississippi, the Mississippi cracker slapper was named after an old woman that beat her husband, which happened to be a cracker.

You should've seen that shit man, Froggy gave that nigga Chase a Mississippi Cracker Slapper.

by Oliver Clothesoph November 7, 2017