Mississippi'd 

The act of missing something.

Sorry that I mississippi'd your birthday.

Mississippi'd by GrimFinger September 12, 2021

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

Mississippi dog slap by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

Mississippi Door Mat 

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

Mississippi Door Mat by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014

Lonesome Mississippi Drifters

A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs

Bob - "Did you hear the Lonesome Mississippi Drifters' new song? They're really expanding their repertoire!"

Steve - "Yeah, I never knew that the song My Humps was so graphic until I heard the Drifters' version!"

Lonesome Mississippi Drifters by Get Low October 18, 2009

mississippi dandy 

when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......

yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister

mississippi dandy by friend of friends March 23, 2003

Mississippi Deathwish

You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. You swing down and aim for the girl's vagina, the goal being to pick her up with just your penis and carry her into the air.

Guy 1: Did you hear Frank is in the hospital?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He tried the Mississippi Deathwish!

Mississippi Deathwish by Mike Oxbigh April 27, 2009

mississippi dragonfly 

to dress up as star wars characters and start to butt fuck...i know it has nothing to do with mississippi or dragonflys

"me and my bitch pulled a mississippi dragonfly last night, that shit was ill"

mississippi dragonfly by jubez July 25, 2006