Mississippi'd

The act of missing something.

Sorry that I mississippi'd your birthday.

by GrimFinger September 12, 2021

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Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

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Mississippi Door Mat

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014

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Lonesome Mississippi Drifters

A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs

Bob - "Did you hear the Lonesome Mississippi Drifters' new song? They're really expanding their repertoire!"

Steve - "Yeah, I never knew that the song My Humps was so graphic until I heard the Drifters' version!"

by Get Low October 18, 2009

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mississippi dandy

when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......

yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister

by friend of friends March 23, 2003

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Mississippi Deathwish

You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. You swing down and aim for the girl's vagina, the goal being to pick her up with just your penis and carry her into the air.

Guy 1: Did you hear Frank is in the hospital?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He tried the Mississippi Deathwish!

by Mike Oxbigh April 27, 2009

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