For anyone who might not be familiar with the term MISHA, it was coined by author Barry Eisler. The term began as a joke. It's an acronym that stands for "the Marital Infidelity Safe Harbour Act". Essentially it`s a list of no more than 5 people whom you have lusted after for so long or so strongly that if the opportunity ever arrose to have a roll in the hay with them, your significant other couldn`t object....They have to give you a pass this one time, because the person in question is on your list.
There are only two rules. 1) No more than 5 on the list at any one time. If you want to add a 6th, you`re gonna have to bump someone else off the list. 2) You can`t put people you actually know on the list. Your wife probably wouldn`t stress out knowing that you lust over Catherine Zeta Jones......She will get upset hearing you say that you lust after your kid`s piano teacher or the cute cashier at the market.
There are only two rules. 1) No more than 5 on the list at any one time. If you want to add a 6th, you`re gonna have to bump someone else off the list. 2) You can`t put people you actually know on the list. Your wife probably wouldn`t stress out knowing that you lust over Catherine Zeta Jones......She will get upset hearing you say that you lust after your kid`s piano teacher or the cute cashier at the market.
For example my MISHA list might include:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Gerard Butler
3. Terrence Howard
4. Matthew MacFadyen
5. Chris Daughtry
If I felt the need to add, say, Alan Rickman, I would have to boot someone off the existing list since there can be only 5 people max.
1. Brad Pitt
2. Gerard Butler
3. Terrence Howard
4. Matthew MacFadyen
5. Chris Daughtry
If I felt the need to add, say, Alan Rickman, I would have to boot someone off the existing list since there can be only 5 people max.
by Ekatarina October 5, 2010
A big black bitch that can suck a 20 inch dick with the balls in my mouth, and make him cum in 2.2. seconds.
by Big Rusty April 13, 2017
by GodIsWearingASkinnedCatus November 2, 2015
An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.
by hellobeautifulxx August 5, 2009
• Actor. Baker. Candlestick maker.
• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.
• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.
• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).
• The Overlord.
• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.
• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.
• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.
• Dislikes Donald Trump.
• Former White House Intern.
• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.
• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)
• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)
• Probably insane.
• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.
• Cooking fast and fresh with West.
• Swears a lot.
• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.
• His "minions" are his fans/servants.
• Mishapocalypse.
• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.
• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.
• Obsession with kale.
• Indian-Russian accent.
• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.
• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.
• Bluest eyes to ever blue.
• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.
• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.
• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).
• The Overlord.
• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.
• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.
• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.
• Dislikes Donald Trump.
• Former White House Intern.
• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.
• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)
• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)
• Probably insane.
• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.
• Cooking fast and fresh with West.
• Swears a lot.
• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.
• His "minions" are his fans/servants.
• Mishapocalypse.
• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.
• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.
• Obsession with kale.
• Indian-Russian accent.
• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.
• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.
• Bluest eyes to ever blue.
Person: Why are you wearing a pet hair dress?
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!
Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!
Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!
by MishaGirl March 15, 2017
by Potteratthedisco July 31, 2016