There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
by Physics\ March 31, 2022
an excellent human. a weird Russian but also an absolute oddball but in the best way. accompanied by extremely ironic humor. ex: “at least I’m good at it” “stupid liberals” and “time will tell”
by schpemily February 12, 2020
A Misha is the biggest gaylor to walk the planet, They are a late stage kaylor and use their daisy powers on anyone who speaks on kaylor. She is also the enemy of many people on the app X because she can't keep her mouth zipped. 🌼🌼🌼🌼
by bigfatflop October 11, 2023
Misha is a guy name all you fuckers who name your kids michelle I hope you rott in hell for naming your kid michael and cursing her to become completley retarted for eternity....
Misha has always been originally a guys name. Why do women take everything? Misha is short for meesh
by meesh December 27, 2005
A person that is Russian, but is also white. Likes to say "Shizzle" and "AH get away from my house!"
by Spencer B. April 25, 2005
She is the girl from the beauty.
She has a beautiful face and beautiful everything.
She loves trends and social media.
She gets everything she wants from her family.
She is one of the happiest kind.
She will have one of the best sibling.
But she doesn't know that the group of Friends which she will have will the most loving ever and they all will stay friends forever.
She will be shy when new but when you get to know her better you will even get to know her other side which is rockingly dashing.
Her family will be so kind.
She better be a bookworm and be good at studies.
She will look and sound like a foreigner but is a true Hindu Indian.
She will have a partner whom she will be a girlfriend too and that partner is going to be from one of her closest friends and their relationship will be so strong and will never break.
She will be sad in life many times but that sadness is just making her more stronger.
She has a beautiful face and beautiful everything.
She loves trends and social media.
She gets everything she wants from her family.
She is one of the happiest kind.
She will have one of the best sibling.
But she doesn't know that the group of Friends which she will have will the most loving ever and they all will stay friends forever.
She will be shy when new but when you get to know her better you will even get to know her other side which is rockingly dashing.
Her family will be so kind.
She better be a bookworm and be good at studies.
She will look and sound like a foreigner but is a true Hindu Indian.
She will have a partner whom she will be a girlfriend too and that partner is going to be from one of her closest friends and their relationship will be so strong and will never break.
She will be sad in life many times but that sadness is just making her more stronger.
by YourUrbanAnonCentral August 6, 2020
Truly an amazing friend. Has a very extroverted personality and has no trouble making friends with everyone he meets. Very sporty and very intelligent, the type of person everyone wishes they were. If you have a Misha or find one, never let them go, they will always be by your side. Misha is one who defines the word man , likes drinking, eating, fighting and sex. A Misha is someone that all girls wanna be with and all guys are jealous of because of his extremely large penis size. Often performs great in bed.
Look at him, he is such a player he's getting all the girls and has never lost a fight!!! He's definitely Misha.
That is the nicest guy I've ever met! He must be a Misha.
That is the nicest guy I've ever met! He must be a Misha.
by yourmomisinmybedlol November 23, 2021