One of the most intelligent beings to ever grace the planet with his epic gamer skills and amazing personality. He is brave, courageous and awesome species of human to exist in history, also known as MJ. If you have Minjun as a friend, you will be forever graced with luck and a marvellous friend and you should never let go.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).