Minecraft Gamer

A real gamer that plays Minecraft with extreme devotion. Normally has a diamond pickaxe, and lives in the ender. Doesn't like retard niggas that play creative because that ain't the real shit. Also has a minecraft girlfriend.

Person 1: Yo, did you see that minecraft gamer?
Person 2: Yeah, he is an epic gamer. I hope he doesnt grief my base with his gaming tnt.

Minecraft Gamer by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

Minecraft gamer boy

A whiny 9-year-old who lost all of his diamonds and broke up with his girlfriend. They also have the mental capacity of a 2-year-old.

Kid 1: Your such a Minecraft gamer boy
Kid 2: no u
Kid 1: heck

Minecraft gamer boy by heatpezz February 14, 2019

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Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

Minecraft epic gamer by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022

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Minecraft Gamers

some of the top tier gamers of the decade

Minecraft Gamers are such a top tier gamer of the decade, maybe even of the century!

Minecraft Gamers by CryptoKnowsWords May 1, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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