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The act of being stupid (lacking intelligence or common sense) when not meaning to,
"I want a twin thats the same age as me"
"Your Such a Minder
Minder by NotAMinder May 17, 2014
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a muscle brain who defends/protects a criminal or shady operator from other criminals/shady operators and also does his employer's dirty work in general.
Smooth Arthur was defenceless when his minder got banged up for dishing out a little too much GBH.
minder by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
White haired ginder that is a menace to society
Who just grabbed that girl - It was Minder, he’s the worst
Minder by LegendOFZeGame October 12, 2021
Tinder for Muslims - dating app
I can't believe there's an app called Minder - Tinder for Muslims?!
minder by sajjyboy June 16, 2017
A person who is very intelligent in a certain hobby
He’s a minder of videogames
Minder by WordMinder November 23, 2021

Text-minder 

A reminder over text. Usually used between students, especially teenagers.
I had to send her a text-minder about buying a ticket for the dance! She's so forgetful!

Shit minder 

The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.
Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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