Minder

The act of being stupid (lacking intelligence or common sense) when not meaning to,

"I want a twin thats the same age as me"
"Your Such a Minder

by NotAMinder April 5, 2014

Minder

White haired ginder that is a menace to society

Who just grabbed that girl - It was Minder, he’s the worst

by LegendOFZeGame October 12, 2021

minder

a muscle brain who defends/protects a criminal or shady operator from other criminals/shady operators and also does his employer's dirty work in general.

Smooth Arthur was defenceless when his minder got banged up for dishing out a little too much GBH.

by Bill Cranny December 17, 2003

Minderer

A person who constantly drifts off to places unknown, within the realm of their own mind. Usually, this person has A.D.D. or another disorder that renders them unable to pay attention.

"Hey, hey, in down front fat guy." No point in trying anymore to reach that minderer, he was off to places unknown.

by Biff Justice October 20, 2005

minder

Tinder for Muslims - dating app

I can't believe there's an app called Minder - Tinder for Muslims?!

by sajjyboy June 16, 2017

Text-minder

A reminder over text. Usually used between students, especially teenagers.

I had to send her a text-minder about buying a ticket for the dance! She's so forgetful!

by AliceCullenPixie June 2, 2009

Shit minder

The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.

Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."

by The last girl on earth March 3, 2011