Minch

A term used to describe the length of a mans penis. a typical inch is usually about 2 minches or one Minch is 1/2 an inch

He said he was going to give her 10 inches of thunder. His ex girlfriend said he must be measuring in Minches because he really has about 5 inches of failure. .

by Bigroar June 20, 2018

minches

A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches

This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya

by Bigroar June 20, 2018

Minches

Inches that are really small. For when you want to make it sound like you have more length than you actually do.

"Yeah, I've got six minches!"
"Did you say inches?"
"Yeah, minches! Six minches!

by mitchmitchmitch33 May 27, 2022

Minch pot

The roll of fat under the belly button on a female.

Check out her minch pot

by TheRealIan2 February 9, 2018

Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.

Jake Minch is the best.

by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019

Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.

Jake Minch is the best

by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019

old minch

And old bitch preferably with a q tip head

And old man bitch

stfu you old Minch

Your such a old Minch

You crusty old Minch get out of my face you absolute spoon!!

by A crusty old Minch June 9, 2022