The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.
Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"
Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."
Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."
Male: "Good."
Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."
Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."
Male: "Good."
by Missy the cat December 16, 2009