the new name of Franchise FC. Milton Keynes are the first ever English town to STEAL a place in the football league instead of earning it through promotion.
The Milton Keynes Dongs are clubkilling cnuts.
by AFCW July 1, 2004
The sexual act of using a xxxx bottle to pleasure a woman whilst the boys all watch and finish the slab.
by Rusty McShackleford June 25, 2018
A boring little town with a LOT of freaks that live there. There has got to be at least 20 fast food resturaunts and 8 gas stations. There is nothing to do, unless you want to go grocery shopping, or get obece. There are 2 grocery stores, an elementry, and a middle school. There's only 2 stoplights. Theres a few other things. If you want fast food or pizza Miltons gotcha covered!
by whatintheworldisapseudonym August 1, 2011
Milton High is shit. Writing this as a Freshman in October, I know the school. They are sluts who feck the fagget druggies on Friday nights. If you walk ten feet into the woods outside the school, chances are you'll find an old dirty couch and broken glass from beer bottles mixed with the dirt. Don't forget about the weed! Oh yes my friend, the big bathroom stall on every floor is the schools ashtray. There's permanent black smears all over it. What else... people come hammered to the Friday night football games. There's a couple pregnant junior/seniors. Anyway the teachers are pretty strict but that's inside the school.
-"Duddee comin to tha crater on friday"
-"fuuck yes you got the stuuff"
-"you knoow it basttterd."
Milton High School is BOMB.
-"fuuck yes you got the stuuff"
-"you knoow it basttterd."
Milton High School is BOMB.
by Freshhhmaaan October 15, 2008
The most terrible part of Ohio, as well as one of the leading Ohio cults most comparable to children of the corn, filled with crackheads and thots
Guy: yo dude can we stop by West Milton Ohio to pick up some pot?
Girl: if you want dirt sold to you, then yeah.
Girl: if you want dirt sold to you, then yeah.
by ShisterSnatched August 9, 2018
The best school out there and can beat you all. For all you stupid stereotypical people out there we are not all orphans. We have drama but who doesn't. We are a school that has school spirit. Now we have a definition too. We are amazing and we have good friend groups. We stick together most of the time. But we also instigate when stuff happens so if ykyk.😂 But we are a strong family even if more than half of us don't want to be here. Some of us have best friends then we gor plenty of loners that basically run to their next class. see we get dismissed so we have 5 minutes to walk to our next class. Some kids go so fast they got 7 minutes to get to their next class and they act like they got 7 seconds to get to their class. And they glued to their phones at the same time. When I walk out of my class that kid is always there just waiting, like calm down, slow down, something cause I'm not even dismissed yet and you all the way over here. But we got all kinds of dance classes, art, pottery, acting, math, English, writing, photography, science, auto tech, construction, human services, culinary, gym, health. But nobody really cares about the classes.
by Basket ball is life November 6, 2019
The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍
Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?
by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021