A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.
I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.
by Jackeshamonesha July 12, 2009
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The nastiest, most fucked up place in the universe... all the rooms in my barracks had had a roach problem. Kids get in fights everyday. Drugs run rampant through the campus including coke, Xanax, painkillers etc... 7 students known as the chain of command run each company of 50 other cadets! the whole experience was similar to the “Stanford prison experiment” my first week a kid got hit in the face with a 8 ball during a fight! 5 younger student were raped throughout my stay there and nothing happened... there are tons of lawsuits online against this school. THIS PLACE IS FUCKED UP! NEVER SEND YOUR CHILD HERE!
Jake- have you seen brad? I haven’t seen him all year!
Anthony- you didn’t hear?! Brad got sent to Camden military academy and no ones heard from him sense...
Jake- HOLY SHIT! I’ve heard of this place before! My cousin went there and got sodomized! He’s still fucked up today...
by VWAAL March 18, 2018
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A Military School in North Georgia. After spending two and a half years there... I'd say its really a place for stuck up faggots and the people sent there to live with them. Also known as RMA or "Ram My Ass".
Willoughby: Why am I stuck here at Riverside Military Academy with these douches?

Moose: Speak for yourself...
by T Rog May 23, 2010
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An all boys school in Chatam, VA. this school is just a bunch of homosexual, uneducated, high and tight assholes.
Guy 1:Would you ever send your son to Hargrave Military Academy?

Guy 2:NOPE. Hell is better than this place.
by TheEaterOfWorlds69 March 3, 2023
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A military academy full of horny males that are attracted to anything without a penis. They are great guys once you get past their ravenous, flesh-craving nature... really.
Katie: so, we went to FUMA today, and wherever we went, there was always a pair of eyes on us.. kinda creepy...
by sexylexy May 8, 2005
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A school packed with small horny teens that are the size of a thumbtack that can never seem to not fight eachother on a daily basis
person: You go to Sarasota Military Academy Prep ?
midget: yea
Person: damn you must be a bitch
by Some idiot 123 April 4, 2022
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"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.
Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!

Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...
by The Silenced Truth September 28, 2007
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