milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

by Jay-Zed May 10, 2008

milf day

milf day june 19th

emma: hey it’s milf day today

david: heard ur mom was a milf

by juicywetfart April 08, 2021

Milf Day

The day after Mother's Day

On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.

by Morgan_Rose99 May 09, 2022

Milf Day

Every second Monday of the month is a great day to encourage milfs to be positive about their body

Hey it’s milf day and your mom bod is beautiful

by Mil1206 October 07, 2019

National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs

Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 27, 2021

International milf day

It the 4/20 or April 20th
Everyone is required to take a photo with their hot mom and put it on their story.

Damn, I can't wait for international milf day

by Dxrmal on sc June 04, 2021