Milker’s Wrist

When you’ve been milking the goats so much that you must use a sickie to not attend certain events

Mate. Can’t make it this trip. Gotta milk the goats, cos the kids got Milker’s wrists.

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When you’ve been milking animals so much, someone has to take over the responsibility for you.

Mate… can’t make it this weekend. The kids have been going hard milking the goats, and have got Milker’s Wrist, and I gotta pick up the slack.

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Mikkel Sebastian Larsen

Mikkel Larsen is a guy known for his penis lenght, biggest penis in the dk

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A hocker, which is very cheap

When you are desperate and need sex, mikkel steffensen is the solution!

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A very ugly guy. He is very tall, and rocks a perm. He is gay, and likes to be dominated.

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Mikkel Syversen (bedere kjent som Mikkel Rev) er en vanlig (uvanlig*) gutt.

"Ayo det er Mikkel Syversen"

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A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.

Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything

Simp Milker by festerq105 February 24, 2022

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