Mermaid: Mike Mike Mike, I'll be home in an hour.
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White
by That Sailor December 17, 2019

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons
1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 05, 2025
