A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?
Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.
Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.
Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
by A New Person December 31, 2010
Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades
by proprocrastinator April 16, 2014
When you wake up realizing your guts are on fire and you need to use the bathroom but the only bathroom in the house is locked so you either poop yourself or break into a neighbor’s house to drop your bomb
by The man on top the van November 15, 2018
When a person falls into a state of panic or crisis during the night. Usually triggered by one useless thought, the midnight crisis is common when the person is failing in trying to sleep.
Example of a midnight crisis
"Are you ok?"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I here?"
"All I said was what did you do today"
"Are you ok?"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I here?"
"All I said was what did you do today"
by Bluoojge girl daaaaadaaaaaaa October 9, 2016
a situation where someone in their 40's goes on a rampage of nightclubbing and partying to make up for time lost in their 20's and 30's when they concentrated on their career.
by Eric Domeier November 23, 2007
The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
by kaigomai September 13, 2022